"COLOUR MY LIFE WITH THE CHAOS OF TROUBLE"
~ Belle and Sebastian

3 January 2010

Day 3

ADVISE YOUR MILITARY TODAY
The armed forces of Western powers are currently deployed across the globe in a variety of combat missions. It is your duty not only to support them, but to provide them with any tactical insights you have gleaned from your personal study of the battlefield. Write to someone in your national military directly today, and claim your rightful place in the chain of command. Sample Letters.

Just finished sending my letter to the Secretary of Defence@MoD:


For those who can't read my writing (anyone but me), the letter says:

Dear Secretary of state,

The time has come again to cut the weakest link from the chain. In my opinion, that weakest link is Andorra, as it is one of the smallest countries in the world. Once we have erradicated Andora, that will be one less country for everyone to worry about. I have assembled my battlegroup to the south in spain, and will push north at 0900 hours. Push down from the north with a reginment of apaches and we will meet in the centre. See you there!

And don't forget, an apple a day keeps the doctor away!

A concerned citizen.





Hopefully this won't lead to me getting arrested :).

Lots of love.

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